Lemonade stand

Lemonade stand jokes

Duck

  • I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:

    Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?

    Because he wanted grapes.

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  • Cousin

  • My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”

    Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”

    Orphan

  • An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"

    Duck

  • The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.

    And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"

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