Left Field jokes

Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

Because they aren't family!

There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.

Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Yeah, he's all right now.