Left Field jokes

Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.

There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off?

Well, he’s all right now!

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Yeah, he's all right now.