LCD jokes

I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I know he LCD'd them and all, but I have been tripping all day.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!