Kool-Aid Man jokes

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.