"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
Kitten Jokes
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
