Kitten jokes
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. "What's in the box?" the priest asks. "Christian kittens," the little girl answers.
Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way.
A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. "Ask her what she has in the box," he says, "It's the cutest thing!"
The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. "Atheist kittens," she says.
The priest rushes forward and says, "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were 'Christian kittens!!!'"
"They were," she says. "Now their eyes are open."
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke? A: Just kitten!
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
fr me when I see a kitten across the street
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the other cutest kitten in the world like this if you want this kitten in your hands
look how cute this cat is like if you think he is cute
Noodles
the cutest kitten ever like if you think so
she
they are sleeping together an that is sooo cute and adorable
the cutest kitten in the world
This just inspired me to take action.
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