Kitten Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Cat

Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.

Jesus

Jesus has a twisted humor.

kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.

Memes

Illusion

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Woof

I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.

Cat

Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?

A: Just kitten!

Field Trip

Where do kittens go on a field trip?

The meowseum.

Memes

Mama

A screenshot of a search result page with the text "Did you mean: i'm a baby kitty where is mama?". Below this is an "AI Overview" section with the text "If you are a baby kitty and can't find your mama, try to stay calm and make soft meows to see if she can hear you. If you are alone, the best thing to do is wait,".

Animal

MY 4 little kittens

The image displays four kittens huddled together. One kitten is black and blends in with the dark background, two tabby kittens are visible, and the fourth kitten is partially hidden behind the others. Text written on the image is '4 Kittys'.

Car

A pregnancy test shows a car engine icon instead of a positive result. Below, text says: "Fuq. That's right. We're having a 2009 Honda civic."

Mustache

I’m new

A white kitten with black markings on its face, a small dark patch under its nose resembling a mustache, and black patch over its left eyebrow. Text below the kitten says "Lil Adolf Kitler".

Cat

Shitpost-master general

A kitten is lying on the ground with its legs stretched out. The image is captioned with the word "bug."

Animal

A picture shows four adorable kittens in a cage. Above the kittens are the words "THE COUNCIL HAS DECIDED" and below are the words "YOU ARE FREN".

Robot

The image is a male height chart. At the top, for the height of 6'3, 6'2 and 6'1, is a tall robot. For the height of 5'11, 5'10 and 5'9, there's a crying Wojak, with the text "I am six foot!!! I am six foot!!!" under it. For the heights from 5'8 to 5'3, a cute kitten is pictured in a towel.

Kidnapping

got kidnapped

A person is pointing a gun at a kitten, who has its paws raised above its head in front of a window.

Sleep

she

A tabby kitten is sleeping on a patterned surface.

Day

THIS IS ME ALL DAY

A tabby kitten is curled up and sleeping on a blue surface.

Animal

A shirtless man with grey hair and a scar is leaning back in a chair. In a speech bubble next to him, it says "Mars *meows* don't be frightened, kitten".

Noodle

Noodles

A very small kitten is held in someone's hand. Its eyes are closed and it looks like it's sleeping.

Werewolf

In a digitally created image, a tall werewolf figure with a sword and shield stands in front of a storm with the text: "stay behind me kitten... it's gonna get wild."

Charge

A picture of a small kitten, illuminated by a bright light with text on top that reads "Fully charged".

Community

Day 1: Ever since I quit being a discord mod, it's been really tough right now. I had to leave my queen bee pookie wookie honey bun sugar plumb Pokimane. And it's actually the first time I ever showered! Also there's this thing called soap, we're just making up words now? I'm still not ready to go outside, it's overwhelming how boring this world is, I just want to lay on my bed, talk to my E kittens, consume gfuel, a… Read more

Poll

should ethan be my e kitten ?

dont call me a " e kitten " for this but is discord broken for everyone or like wsp..

Kitten Community