Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
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Jesus has a twisted humor kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah i almost forgot add razors that stick out there feet
im the joke πππ HAHHAHAAHHAHA delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, βI want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.β
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. βMein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?β
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. βYou see, no one cares about the Jews.β
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
