Kilimanjaro jokes

What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

"White people can't jump"...

"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0