This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
