this joke is so corny i could eat it off the cob
imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
before i die ima ask to be cremated. then ima eat a buncha popcorn kernels. then ill die, and get cremated. BOOM! im popcorn.
Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe