Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
