One day a snail got robbed by two turtles. The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles)
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider Man? Well, he weaved a really tangled web and Aunt May saw it.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve