Jurisprudence jokes

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.