Jurisprudence jokes

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.