June 21 jokes

Lesbian

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Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

Father's Day

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Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.

Feminists: Correct.

Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?

Mom

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Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

Pride Month

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I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

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Zodiac time :)

♈ Aries (Ram): March 21–April 19.

♉ Taurus (Bull): April 20–May 20.

♊ Gemini (Twins): May 21–June 21.

♋ Cancer (Crab): June 22–July 22.

♌ Leo (Lion): July 23–August 22.

♍ Virgo (Virgin): August 23–September 22.

♎ Libra (Balance): September 23–October 23.

♏ Scorpius (Scorpion): October 24–November 21.

♐ Sagittarius (Archer): November 22–December 21

♑ Capricornus (Goat): December 22–January 19

♒ Aquarius (Water Bearer): January 20–February 18

♓ Pisces (Fish): February 19–March 20