June 21 jokes
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
Community talk
Zodiac time :)
♈ Aries (Ram): March 21–April 19.
♉ Taurus (Bull): April 20–May 20.
♊ Gemini (Twins): May 21–June 21.
♋ Cancer (Crab): June 22–July 22.
♌ Leo (Lion): July 23–August 22.
♍ Virgo (Virgin): August 23–September 22.
♎ Libra (Balance): September 23–October 23.
♏ Scorpius (Scorpion): October 24–November 21.
♐ Sagittarius (Archer): November 22–December 21
♑ Capricornus (Goat): December 22–January 19
♒ Aquarius (Water Bearer): January 20–February 18
♓ Pisces (Fish): February 19–March 20