Jumpsuit jokes

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”