Judgment Day jokes

What is hell to you?

Jesus!!!!!

He is everywhere taking our time and energy and our lives for his entertainment.

But Judgment Day is his eternal hell!

And our Eternal Heaven!!

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"

God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."

9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.