The Doctor's Diagnosis

My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, kid. Your mom isn't actually sick; she's just bragging about being a smoke show. It's called confidence, something you clearly lack while staring at this screen.

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