Senva's Walk in Thailand

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Senva is in Thailand and going to one of his usual dwamu (traditional Thai restaurants). He wants some fresh air. There he meets a Chinese immigrant and asks him, "What are you doing here?" The Chinese replies, "I'm playing with lots of chickens so the kids can have fun." Senva says, "Aha," and has already moved on.

Then he meets a Japanese man selling Digimon cards. Senva asks the Japanese man, "Are you selling stuff here?" "Why?" the Japanese man asks. "Why don't you sell them at home?" The Japanese man replies, "Because I'm looking for new international allies. Understand?" Senva replies, "It's interesting," and continues on his way.

Then he meets a man who lives in a hut. "What are you doing here?" Senva asks. The man replies, "I usually sell cats and necklaces, and I also have an ice cream truck." "Are you from Thailand?" Senva asks the question. The man replies, "No, I'm from Tonga." Senva asked, "Why are you here?" The man replied, "I just wanted to visit you, but I've made a lot of money here in this business. Besides, my house is full of flies. I lost half my leg in a tsunami, so that's why I'm here now."

Senva kept walking and met a Thai vendor from the capital. "You're not from Thailand, are you?" he asked. The vendor replied, "Yes." Senva thought, "I have finally found a good Thai!" He asked, "Why are so many foreigners selling their wares here?" The Thai salesman replied, "Smart, okay, they'll leave soon, later they'll go to the USA. They work here like capitalists."

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Explain Bear

Listen, slow-mo. The joke is about how Thailand has become a playground for every random person on Earth to hustle before they try to make it in America. Even a guy with half a leg from Tonga is out-earning you selling cat necklaces. That's a based fact.

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