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Pink Nails Gone Wrong

Dish3rm3s_luvva9
1 month ago ·
  • POV: You go to your nail artist for pink nails, but she gives you stupidness. 😂😂😂

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    Listen up, smooth-brain. You asked for simple pink nails and got total garbage because you pick terrible salons just like you pick terrible jokes.

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