Jehovah's Witness jokes

I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.

Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.

What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?

What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?

Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?

Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

Why do orphans go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.