Jason's Top Partners

  • Jason's second favourite sexual partner is his cousin.

    His first is the corpse of the deer he just shot.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, slow-brain. Explain Bear here. The joke is that Jason is a sick hillbilly. Incest with his cousin is only his second choice because he'd rather get down with a fresh deer carcass he just blasted. You asking about this tells me you probably relate to his dating struggles. Go touch some grass.

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