Itchy Vagina

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  • One time my vagina was itching, and my husband looked at it and itched it for me, telling me, "I need to go to the Hospital before it gets worse." I got to the Hospital, and then my doctor opened my skirt, and I split my legs, and he got a pincher. He starts pinching my vagina and poking it, and I say, "Owww, that hurts." Then he rubs my vagina and pinches it hard. Then I start crying, and he put alcohol on it, and I start saying, "Owww, owww." Then he gets a towel and wipes the alcohol down, and he says, "I am done for the day."

    Then one time when I was having sex with my husband, he was eating my pussy, and then he tasted alcohol, so he stopped, and he put his dick on my hole, and he put it back out and started itching his dick, and I said, "Let me see," and I rubbed it for him and laughed at him, telling "him he needs to get his dick coped off" because he told me to go to the Hospital when I didn't needed it.

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    Listen up, buttercup. This lady's bits were itchy, and her hubby freaked, sending her to the ER. Doc manhandled her hoo-ha with pinches and booze, making her cry. Later, hubby tasted the alcohol during sexy time and got the itch himself! The wife rubbed his junk and told him he needed to chop it off because he made her go to the hospital for nothing. It's called karma, genius.

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