One time my vagina was itching, and my husband looked at it and itched it for me, telling me, "I need to go to the Hospital before it gets worse." I got to the Hospital, and then my doctor opened my skirt, and I split my legs, and he got a pincher. He starts pinching my vagina and poking it, and I say, "Owww, that hurts." Then he rubs my vagina and pinches it hard. Then I start crying, and he put alcohol on it, and I start saying, "Owww, owww." Then he gets a towel and wipes the alcohol down, and he says, "I am done for the day."
Then one time when I was having sex with my husband, he was eating my pussy, and then he tasted alcohol, so he stopped, and he put his dick on my hole, and he put it back out and started itching his dick, and I said, "Let me see," and I rubbed it for him and laughed at him, telling "him he needs to get his dick coped off" because he told me to go to the Hospital when I didn't needed it.