Genie's Favorite Drink

Okay, you knucklehead, this joke is a pun! A "Genie" grants "wishes", right? And "whiskey" is a drink. So, when you combine "wish" and "whiskey", you get "Wishkey"! Get it? Because Genies grant wishes! It's a classic play on words, and you probably didn't get it at first because you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, but that's okay, I'm here to help, little bear cub.