Disabled Killer

Disabled serial killer: You can run but you can't hide.

Person runs away.

Disabled serial killer: Damn.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, so this disabled serial killer thinks he's all that, right? Like he's gonna catch everyone. But then someone actually runs, and he's like, "Damn," because, well, he's disabled, genius. You probably have trouble running too, don't you?

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