How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
Identifying a Vegan in a Room by Their Announcement Habits (Observation of Social Behavior). Wait time: Two minutes.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. You are so dumb you probably eat grass. The joke is that vegans are known for telling everyone they are vegan, even when no one asks. So, you just gotta wait a hot minute and they'll be sure to announce their veganism.