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A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3.... The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she's in Grade 4".

The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.

*Principal:* What is 3+3?

*Boy:* 6.

*Principal:* 6+6.

*Boy:* 12.

The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.

*Madam:* What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?

*Boy:* Legs.

*Madam:* What is in your trousers that I don't have?

*Boy:* Pockets.

*Madam:* What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

*Boy:* Coconut.

*Madam:* What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?

The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge

*Boy:* Bubble gum.

*Madam:* You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

*Boy:* Tent.

*The principal was looking restless*

*Madam:* A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.

*Boy:* Wedding ring.

*Madam:* I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?

*Boy:* Nose.

*Madam:* I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.

*Boy:* Arrow.

*Principal:* O MY GOD.

*Madam:* What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?

*Boy:* Fork.

*Madam:* What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

*Boy:* Surname.

*Principal:* Ohooo !

*Madam:* What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?

*Boy:* Heart.

*Principal:* Eeeeeh! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, "Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!"

Comments (29)

bruh this is so dumb

ive heard this before you copied it

girl just wrote an entire book 💀

Sorry but I got this joke off of youtube.

thats extremely inappropriate

Bro I swear this dudes like, 8 years old. He finds everything inappropriate.

Hailey, I love your jokes. Thanks for making us all laugh. Please could you post some jokes about prepubescent girls being violently raped.

Hailey ur not funny get off the website u wannabe jokester you stink worse than butt

Frrrr ur jokes are awful my guy literally wrote the next declaration of independence

@Little girl lover Thanks but I can't really post that stuff sorry....

@Joemama and @Girlypop Idk if you don't like my jokes. Piss off and let me be.

@dagger preach @hailey u said i dont know instead of i dont care gurl if ur gonna try and smack talk at least do it right

On baby gurl u think ur so good at compacks ur not try again

Girlypop and joe mama back off go piss off someone else

ur just insecure and u wannabe hailey

@little girl lover I dont think thats- yk- good?!?!?!?

this good joke, don't listen to people who are being mean to you without a good reason. :)

You might wanna look up I hate Hailey because someone made a hate account for you. your majesty lord Hailey...

why are your posts longer than all the harry potter books combined

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you an opp!!!!!!!!!!!! on the gangly wangy I don't want you on my block frfr###$#$

omg hailey i freaking love this joke so much TY YOUVE MADE MY WHOLE FUCKING WEEK