Stand Up For Yourself

I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you dummy. The joke is that the kid is in a wheelchair, meaning he can't stand up. So when the person tells him to "stand up for yourself", it's funny because it's impossible. Also, you are probably a bully.

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