Joke

Yo mama so ugly that when she went into a haunted house, they handed her a job application.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.

Yo mama so ugly that people dress up as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly that she has to do job interviews facing the wall.

Yo mama so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama so ugly that she could scare the shit out of the toilet.

Yo mama so ugly that when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out of the bathtub.

Yo mama so ugly that she had to do Picture Day facing the wall.

Yo mama so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor that she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama so poor that when I ring the doorbell, I hear the toilet flush.

Yo mama so poor that when she goes to KFC, she licks other people's fingers.

Yo mama so poor that she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor that your family ate cereal with a fork so that they can save milk.

Yo mama so poor that when she goes to the park, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama so skinny that when she swallowed a meatball, everybody thought she was pregnant again.

Yo mama so old that they did not teach history when she was in school.

Yo mama so fat that she wears a sock on each toe.

Your mom so ugly that when she looks at a mirror the mirror crack.