A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
The Vegetarian Cocksucker Paradox
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Explanation
This joke plays on the absurdity of labeling someone by their actions while also considering their motivations. It questions if a 'cocksucker' can also hold other labels or ethics like 'vegetarian,' given the explicit nature of the first term.
Anonymous
A cocksucker can still be a vegetarian for health reasons, or for moral and religious beliefs as long as the cocksucker is a Republican United States Senator or a Republican United States Congressman that is a physically disabled heterosexual white male that has bisexual tendencies regardless which state of the United States that he lives in
Anonymous
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