My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
Basement Starvation
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about shock value. Your Mom sets you up by talking about their brother losing his legs, then throws in the FBI opening the basement door. You think there's gonna be a rescue, right? Nope! The brother is already dead from starvation. It's funny because it's so messed up, kind of like your internet search history.
Gwen
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