Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes
JUST MESSED UP I LIKE IT
make a better one
they wont get it though
i am an orphan and I get it?!
Well your mama so poor that she runs after the garbage truck with a grocrie list- well your mama sooo poor evry time you ring the door bell you hear the toilet fulsh
suck it noobs
WHY WHY DO THAT!!!
That's messed up
Your mom's s poor that she died because she wasn't able to buy food
Yo mama so ugly every time she went to an orphanage they would automatically shut down as soon as she takes one step in the building
Can I come
Yo moma so fat she has her own zip code
Yo moma so fat if she went to space scientists would think they discovered a new planet
Your mom is so fat that when she fell I did not laugh but the sidewalk cracked up
yo mama so stupid she used a fork to save the milk from the cerial
yo mama so dumb she thought the squid game was an all you can eat bufa
He was supposed to say jo mama wasn’t he
yo mama is so fat that she has ligma
What's stronger than family? Whichever tree Paul walker hit
Yo mama so fat that when she got in the scale it said “I need your weight not your phone number.”
Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Yo mama so ugly that when tried to join an ugly contest they said “Sorry no professionals.”
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and started to sing “We are family, even though you’re fatter than me.”
Yo mama so fat and so old when God said “Let there be light,” he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell no one laughed but the ground cracked up.
Yo mama so fat that when she on WalMart she lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat that not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 911 on the microwave and couldn’t find the call button.
Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction go a different direction.
Yo mama so fat that her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and said that she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so dumb she climbed over a glass wall so she could see what was on the other side.
Yo mama so fat the only letters in the alphabet that she knows are K.F.C.
Yo mama so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Yo mama so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat that people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale while she was weighing herself.
Yo mama so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.
Yo mama so ugly that she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama so ugly that her shadow ran away from her.
Yo mama so ugly that when she walks down the street in the middle of September, people ask if it is Halloween already.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the branch in her family tree.
Yo mama so dumb that when 2 robbers stole her tv she chased after them while saying that they forgot the remote.
Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on a scale, Buzz Lightyear showed up out of nowhere and said "To infinity and Beyond!"
Yo mama so fat that I took a picture of her last month and its still printing.
Yo mama so stupid that she put cat food down her pants to feed her pussy.
Yo mama so ugly that when Santa came down the chimney he said "Ho Ho Holy Shit!"
Yo mama so fat I asked her to touch her toes and she asked what they were.
Yo mama so fat that every time she turns around it’s her birthday.
Yo mama so stupid that when I asked her if she wanted to go to Wendy’s, she said “Who the fuck is Wendy? I don’t know who that bitch is.”
Yo mama is so fat that when she stepped in to the elevator it only went down
Yo mama so dumb that when I asked her if she wanted to go to Wendy’s she was like “Hell no. I don’t know that fucking bitch.”
Yo mama so fat that Burger King hired her because she eats cows and shits hamburgers.
Yo mama so hot that she is the reason Spencer Shay started all those fires in iCarly.
Yo mama so ugly that she had to do Picture Day facing the wall.
Yo mama so white that every time I turned on the lights she disappeared.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette to put it out she asked who turned off the heater.
Yo mama so short that she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so old that they didn’t teach history when she was in school.
Yo mama so fat that she falls off both sides of the bed.
Yo mama smells so bad that she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat that she brought cereal to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat that I took a photo of her in 2012 and it’s still printing.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to hug her I got stuck.
Yo mama so stupid that she heard it was chilly outside so she ran and got a bowl and a spoon.
Yo mama so mean that not even the Grinch will date her.
Yo mama so fat that every Kirby can’t eat her.
Yo mama so ugly that when she is on a Zoom call her face is blurred the whole time.
WOOOOW THAT MESSED UP XD