A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see’s a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman.

Comments (5)

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nice twist, but it doesn't make any sense. I don't care how drunk you are, no one would mistake a nun for batman. Lame :/

B

True.

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hi

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Google got drunk a few seconds ago or day or month... whatever it says in the grey small text, might need to read the black small part too.