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Yo Mama's Bad Cooking

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This is a classic "yo mama" joke. It exaggerates how bad the cooking is by saying the family has to pray *after* eating it, which implies they're hoping for divine intervention to not get sick or die from the food.

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Yo mamas cooking is so bad that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat that when she skips a meal the stock market drops.

Yo mama so fat that it took me two buses and a train for me to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

Yo mama so fat that if she buys a fur coat the whole species will become extinct.

Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scale it read my phone number.

Yo mama so fat that when she wears high heels she strikes oil.

Yo mama so fat that not even Dora can explore her.

Yo mama so tall that when she plays basketball she has to lie down to put the ball in the hoop.

Yo mama so white that when you turn on the lights she disappears.

Yo mama so black she sweats soy sauce.

Yo mama so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion .

Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC the cashier asked her what size bucket she wanted and she said that she wanted the one on the roof.

Yo mama so fat that she can’t even fit through the bathroom door.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked into her new house the first thing she saw was the basement.

Yo mama so fat that her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.