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Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy" to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, i'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy.

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Holy shit, im telling this one at dinner

Idk, but why I read that in a Mickey Mouse voice.

Why are u talking about micky mouse? But good one...

I did'nt read it all tho...

Have a good day tho...

Gwen it seems like you are all over this website

am i the only one who read that with a mickey voice

gwen why do you do this

I can envision donald duck eating minnie mouse out. Whilst goofy is putting his dick in her mouth. And Mickey suddenly walking in the house. And tiger stroking his tail anxiously waiting for one of them to cum so he can walk in and have his time to shine

OOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Anonymous8 DAMMNNNNNN BRUH WHAT MICKEY MOUSE YOU WATCHING