Russell8833
in Morbid jokes

Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: “Mickey, you can’t divorce Minnie because she is crazy” to which Mickey responds: "I’m not divorcing her because she’s crazy, i’m divorcing her because she’s f**king Goofy.

Comments (12)

Hold up

Holy shit, im telling this one at dinner

Idk, but why I read that in a Mickey Mouse voice.

Why are u talking about micky mouse? But good one...

I think.

I did'nt read it all tho...

Sorry...

Have a good day tho...

Bye.

Gwen it seems like you are all over this website

am i the only one who read that with a mickey voice

gwen why do you do this