Cobain's Brother

Okay, listen up, nimrod. "Calling shotgun" means dibs on the front seat of a car, right? But "shotgun" is also a type of gun. Kurt Cobain, well, he famously died from a self-inflicted shotgun wound. So, get it? It's dark humor because it combines a mundane phrase with a tragic death. And you still write "dose" instead of "does", you freaking Neanderthal.