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My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry

So I threw a coconut at her

Comments (62)

F me Jarrett

Oh my gosh your comedy.

*clap clap* meme review

haha love it

what did she do?

not necessarily a pun, but still quite the funny joke

It made me and my friend laugh, haha, this website isn't only for puns! (ʖ ͜° ͜ʖ)

So freaking funny

So freaking funny

I luv your jokes

I love this joke so much, it reminds me of the 1920s, that's when comedy was actually good. I just told my grandchildren this joke and they loooooooooved it! I drove all the way from Scranton to Philadelphia to share this joke with them! Now they're gonna come to my house instead of their aunt Francine's house for thanksgiving this year!

Ethel! This is Francine! Why are the grand kids going over to your house this year for thanksgiving??? I made Schnitzel with noodles just for them! Oh, I get it, this is all because you didn't get invited to my nephew's barmitzvah! You aren't even related you've only seen him once and that was 5 years ago! Why are you mad??

I'm not mad Francine, and it's not because of the barmitzvah, it's because you thew a bowl of candied yams at me!! I'm dissapointed.

No, you know how rebecca loves to spread rumors, I didn't throw them at you, maureen knocked them over on accident and it almost hit your shoe. It was a real shame, it was old bobby's recipie.

I don't care what you say, I know what happened! You did it on purpose!

no, Ethel you are being unreasonable, its no wonder you were left out of secret Santa last year!

ehh

that is funny

HUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

rip jamie 💀

coconut not a fruit

your mom is

F in the chat for the sister.

good stuff

Iam going to buy a coconut so if my sister ever says that I'll try it at her thank you whoever wrote this joke

these jokes are crazy

OMG LoL 😂🤣🤣

DUDE I SHOULD TRY THAT SOMETIME!!!! 😂

Fun Fact, coconuts are actually seeds.

That really is no pun, but MAN that was funny!!!

I was crying cause I lost someone and now I’m smiling thnx to this joke

My sister is not that smart she just said because she is stupid like wast

My friend say's other wise.

i looked up how much monyes cost and the cost between between $4,000 and $8,000 each so i was like in my thank god my sis is a monkey i got one for free

i looked up how much money cost and the cost between between $4,000 and $8,000 each so i was like in my thank god my sis is a monkey i got one for free

i looked up how much monkeys cost and the cost between $4,000 and $8,000 each. so i was like in my head thank god my sis is one i got one for free

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hahaha

funy funy funny

not a pun but funny

good one

Is this not from 'Mark angel comedy' ?

Wow

Holy sh-t

how about u put the onion on ur sis bf dick will she cry?

wow way to make her false. she got DENIED

Love this one

thats why my nuts hurt got a conconut to the balls sorry you had to find out im actually your brother

nice

I love that

Bruh

Wow that's good

What the hell

Is she black? Because if she’s black she deserved it, just saying

also that joke was beautiful

i love that i think cuz u threw the coconut it made her cry?

Is no one gonna mention the old lady's fighting in the comments