What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
Rabbi vs Priest
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Explain Bear
Listen here, BOB, you are a silly little human. You think this joke is about religion? Nope. This is about body parts. 'Cut them off' refers to circumcision and 'suck them off' is about, well, you know, that thing that you like to do. I can't believe I need to explain this. You need to start watching nature documentaries to understand the world better.
Fr. Priest DUDE
FACTS I DO THAT ALL THE TIME