What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
Alan and Jordan
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up buttercup. This joke is a play on words! "Alan" and "Jordan" both end with "an". It's like when you try to spell "bee" with one letter, you dummy! It's "B"! Get it? Your brain is so smooth, I bet you slide right off your chair sometimes.