Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
MarriageAnonymous5 years agoWife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
I LIKE IT BUT WAIT UNTIL I TELL MY DAD HA HA HA HA!
if I told my mom she would make sure I have no eyes to see anymore
Awww
He be so nice
Ugh
Uh what’s