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A Backhanded Compliment

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"

Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

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The wife is fishing for a compliment about her appearance, but the husband sidesteps it by giving a literal answer, focusing on her ability to see rather than her physical attractiveness. It's funny because it's unexpected and avoids the real issue.

Comments (25)

I LIKE IT BUT WAIT UNTIL I TELL MY DAD HA HA HA HA!

if I told my mom she would make sure I have no eyes to see anymore

Uh what鈥檚

dang the husband was right tho-she does have good eyesight:^lmao

I just hope this joke didn't offend anyone.(I did not post this joke) And yeah I think it was pretty good

Whoever said stfu Gwen they literally said that they didn't mean it in a mean way so maybe you should shut your God damn mouth

Stop being mean everyone it's not okay to be mean . Gwenr I'm sure you are gorgeous or handsome. Don't listen to them please

friend in the corner: congratulations for the third time