John Smith jokes

Surname

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Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...

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  • Sentence

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    Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.”

    Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...”

    Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.”

    Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’”

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