Jo Mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Jo Mama!