Jo Mama jokes

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Jo Mama!