Jimmy Carter jokes
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
