Little Jim’s friend told him that if he farts he will give him a tenner little Jim tries to fart but he poos him self and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies face
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him Rachel said. Watch two martial arts movies , eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar. Jim replied with a shocked look, that's what I do after Mr tugman shakes my hand to long.
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What was Jim Jones' favorite drink? Killer Koolaid