Jigglypuffs jokes
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.
She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"