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Japanese person jokes

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What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

War

I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.

He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.

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  • Bomb

    What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"

    WW2

    What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

    Knee

    What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

    "Happynese" (happy knees).

    Gun

    A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"