Japanese person jokes
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.