Japanese person jokes
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.