Japanese person jokes
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message