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Japanese person jokes

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What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

War

I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.

He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.

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  • Bomb

    What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"

    WW2

    What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

    Knee

    What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

    "Happynese" (happy knees).

    Gun

    A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

    Asian girl

    Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."

    Christmas

    Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?

    Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.

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  • Christmas

    Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?

    Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.

    Nuke

    Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

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  • Logan Paul

    Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?

    Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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