Japanese person jokes

I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.

He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.

What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).

A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"

Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message