Janitor jokes

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?

The 102nd.

"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"

"Shut up and pass me the mop."

Kid: Hi.

Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?

Kid: Why are you rude?

Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

"SUPPLIES!"