Jail time jokes
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.