Jack Frost jokes

What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?

A Tri-cycle.

Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?

Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.