IW jokes

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.”

Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...”

Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.”

Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’”

The "W" in African stands for water.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

How do you spell ihop?

Then spell ihop and say "ness".