Italian food jokes

I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.

What's Mussolini's favorite food?

Fussolini!

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An im-pasta.

I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.

Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!

Like if you love food!

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.