Italian food jokes

I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.

What's Mussolini's favorite food?

Fussolini!

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An im-pasta.

I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.

Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

Americans: I will cook the pizza.

Italians: I cooka de pizza!

If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.