Italian food jokes

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An im-pasta.

Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.

I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.

Americans: I will cook the pizza.

Italians: I cooka de pizza!

I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

Spaghetti-ashannaise

What's Mussolini's favorite food?

Fussolini!